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A funny book on friendship you can give to anyone in your girl gang.
A Darth Vader light clapper that’ll make turning to the dark side at bedtime a snap, well, clap for any Star Wars fan on your friends list.
A tiny cheese board that’s such a ~mice~ gift, you’re gonna wonder if you actually accidentally bought it to celebrate your *own* birthday.
A delicate necklace sure to be the sweetest (hand) gesture.
A box of chocolate truffles — a guaranteed way to make sure any birthday that sneaks up on you is still gonna be ~sweet.~
A pair of headphones that are so popular on Amazon, it’s clear anyone would really love them. Which is great, because you forget just about everyone’s birthdays.
A trinket dish filled with the gift of good vibes — something anyone (except maybe your glum-ass cat) is gonna love.
A Vogue coffee table book including covers of each issue. After giving this, you can confidently (cat) walk over to any party and know your gift is top of the line.
A crystal candle with an actual crystal hidden in the wax, which is gonna surprise *them* as much as their birthday being this week surprised *you*.
Or a Homesick candle that’ll work for literally anyone who lives in your state.
A darling card game you could easily give to anyone you know. Although there is that one birthday boy who might think it’s ~fishy~… just how well you know him.
A lip balm that’ll be the bomb on their birthday, even though you’ve had it hidden in your sock drawer the last three weeks.
A wall decal sure to make them think you’ve been ~cooking~ up something extra special for them all this time.
Or a sweetbread stuffed friend so great, they’re gonna sandwish you’d forget their birthday and give them a random gift every year.
A chakra room and body spray that promises to keep them balanced without you having to balance your checkbook over an expensive last-minute gift.
A PyroPet that’ll be the puurfect way to keep the spark alive when you forget your boo’s big day.
A liquid lipstick that’s bright, moisturizing, and inexpensive. You can buy them all and simply pick out a color each time a fashion-savvy friend’s birthday manages to slip your mind.
An Aladdin’s lamp teapot, because wishing on a magic lamp is far more effective than wishing on a birthday cake. At least, as long as they wish to have a hot cup of camomile.
A stone paper notebook that’ll let their pen slide across the paper as easily as you slide this into a random birthday bag.
A massive gummy bear because you won’t be able to ~bear~ the look on your nephew’s face if you forget to get him a present, again, this year.
A heating and cooling pad — an ~egg-celent~ gift to keep on hand so you won’t feel ~fried~ trying to find something special last-minute.
A stunning bar of crystal soap that’ll impress everyone at the party — helping you ~clean out~ the competition when it comes to gift giving.
A tea infuser water bottle — a calming gift anyone would love, and it’s gonna keep *you* calm knowing you have it in your pantry waiting on the next friend’s special day.
A poster of The Devil Wears Prada for any movie lover who doesn’t already have enough Meryl Streep art in their home.
A pair of dainty threader chains they can thread through one or multiple piercings for a gift that’s ~sew~ effortlessly cool.
A stoneware decanter that’ll be an elegant gift any home would look lovely with.
A rainbow doormat because you take ~pride~ in your relationship (and your birthday gift skills).
A 3D dollhouse puzzle kit so that you don’t show up without a gift and have them ~puzzled~ over why you two are friends.
A T-shirt that clearly knows the birthday girl, even if you don’t actually know which birthday girl this’ll even go to.
A pair of chic sunglasses are gonna have you covered no matter whose birthday it is. No chance the birthday kid is gonna throw any ~shade~ your way now!
A stone face roller to help soak in serums and relax stressed out facial muscles with a soothing self massage. Giving the gift of self care, ahem, ~rocks.~
A Nicolas Cage sleep mask — anyone who gets this will consider it a national treasure, cross my heart.
A botanical tapestry that they’ll plant on their wall the minute they get it (and you can plant under your bed until the big day).
A library candle that’s sure to be a unique and appreciated gift, even if your schedule is so ~booked~ you don’t have time to find a personalized present.
A celestial decorative pillow that’s gonna have both night owls and morning people covered.
A dino night light that’ll make their heart dino-soar… even if they’ve never mentioned an interest in paleontology before.
A long sleeved T-shirt for anyone who wouldn’t mind some unsolicited advice from a wise baked good on their birthday.
And finally, a funny wall clock you can give someone even if you miss their actual birthday. The gift of a good laugh (and a great clock) is the best gift anyway.
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