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Hot honey for the sweet dad who’s always buzzing around looking for new hot sauces to put on his food.
An electric razor that will give your dad a shave almost as close as the time you left to find a gift.
An all-white jigsaw puzzle sure to delight and then infuriate your pop. Tell him it just means even more family bonding time. Hours and hours and hours of family bonding time.
A sweet mug you ~donut~ want your dad to ever be without.
A pair of gem-shaped glasses to remind your dad of all the times you he called you a diamond in the rough.
Some super strong coffee because dads need a lot of energy!
A pair of wireless headphones with a foldable design and memory-protein cushions — Pearl Jam has never sounded better!
A power washer that will blast away every speck of dirt on your parents’ patio AND blast away the gift competition. Best Kid Award is definitely yours this year.
A pair of fish shoes to wear on his next fishing trip or the next time he wants to embarrass the whole family.
A gardening kit so your dad can help something else grow, now that you’re no longer a little sprout.
And a hardcover book filled with photos of less-than-impressive gardens to give your dad some motivation for his own.
A beer cap map your dad can proudly fill in with all the craft brews he’s tried. Or, if he’s like my dad, a bunch of Blue Moon caps.
And a beer journal to keep reviews of all the brews he’s tried, since Yelp and Untapped are a little out of his wheelhouse.
A Waterpik because if there’s one thing all dads love, it’s oral hygiene.
A foot massager to soothe your father’s aching feet, or as he calls them, his yapping dogs.
Escape — a breathtaking photo book for the dad who always has the Expedia app open on his phone.
A pack of Star Wars vinyl decals so your dad can have the best car sticker family in the galaxy.
A pack of grilling spices to encourage your dad to throw more BBQs (aka free food events).
A set of landscape knives for the dad who’s a cut above the rest.
A Roku Streaming Stick+ so your dad can watch all of his favorite shows. Plus it’s so easy to use, you don’t even have to worry about setting it up for him.
A retro portable turnable so your dad can listen to all his old records that have been collecting dust next to his CD collection.
The Very Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes to arm your dad with even more groan-worthy jokes.
And if all else fails, a trip to the liquor store for a bottle of booze is always my go-to move when I put off gift-finding too long.