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Me today calling my mom and telling her to get my Jonas Brothers Tiger Beat posters out of storage
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me running back to my room right after i turn off the lights of the kitchen at 2:34 am so the demon is not able to catch me
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ok but still best boyfriend ever; he made a fb page for me called “I love Rhealee Fernandez https://t.co/DLkV2Z8vR1
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New Yorker: I hate every single fucking second I live in this city. My entire soul is being crushed and I may never know happiness as long as I’m here.
Me: why don’t you move?
New Yorker: omg what? No. I love New York.
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They NEED talk show hosts like me! THEY NEED talk show hosts like me! 🗣🗣🗣 So they can get on their fuckin keyboards and make me the bad guy! Wen-Di.
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He made a group chat, named it “Zeke’s surprise birthday party”….and left the chat 😂😂😂
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when people leave my 15 yr old sister on read she sends them voice memos of her Screaming
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Guys. Let me tell you what my manager did today.
A grown woman, on 6 figure salary.Poured a cup of tea on her work laptop and the keyboard stopped working. I told her to put it in rice. So she went to M&S
Please look at this
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This is why we can’t have nice things. I was trying to take a picture of the lobster roll I ordered in Maine and well, this happened 😂🤦🏻♀️
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text ur significant other asking what dick appointments they have available and reply to this post with their responses
